Total Medals Earned: 249 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,395 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/95 points)
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 147/250 (735/1,250 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Slide a HELLA long time!
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (130/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer